Thursday, November 1, 2007

She's a Bad Bitch


Just look at the eyes, folks. Trina would be proud. Heather Mills (who?) has made herself out to look like one bas ass crazy bitch. Now, in the spirit of full disclosure, I am a big time Beatles fan. I love the music but I could care less what Paul, Jon, George and Ring do/did in their private life. But, when you see Paul McCartney's kinda ex-wife all over the news ranting and raving about how badly she's been treated in the press you kind of get the feeling that she's gone nuts. Look, I'm not any kind of show-biz show watcher. I am not celebrity obsessed and I usually don't give a shit what is going on in any of these "stars" lives but television is jamming Heather Mills down our throats. Did anyone in this country know who the hell she was before she appeared on Dancing With the Stars? I'm a Beatles fan and all I knew about her was that she had one leg and was tying to get millions from McCartney during their divorce. Guess what Heather, divorce sucks. And here's another piece of information, divorce sucks even more when there are hundreds of millions of dollars at stake and when your husband is one of the most famous men in the world. Take my advice and add yourself, as the fucked up handi-capable newest neighbor, to the shitty gold digger Bravo show The Real Housewives of Orange County. I think you'd fit in well there.

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